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Trump Issues Fifth Final Warning To North Korea On Missile Launches


Donald Trump says he will definitely and absolutely, without a doubt, possibly launch military action against North Korea if they don’t shut down their missile program soonish.

“It is the last time I’m going to say this, until the next time I say it,” a determined Mr Trump said yesterday. “I mean business; and I know business,” he warned.

The final ultimatum comes just weeks after the previous final ultimatum. Experts believe there could be another ultimatum in just days.

“This is not a threat. This is an iron-clad suggestion,” a military observer warned.